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Got a product idea? Found a bug? Want to collaborate? Disagreed with something we said? Excellent. All of the above are welcome.

Usually back within 48 hours. Faster if you mention koalas.


Things people actually ask.

What is Tired Koala?

A small software studio building AI-powered apps for daily life. One problem per app. Done right. We'd rather ship one great thing than ten average ones.

What does 'Tired Koala' mean?

A koala sleeps 22 hours a day — not because it's lazy, but because it found its eucalyptus and optimised everything around it. We're tired of apps that do too much and deliver too little. Same energy.

Most apps never find their eucalyptus. They keep adding features, hoping something sticks. We'd rather find the one thing that makes your day genuinely easier and build it better than anyone thought necessary. That's what we mean by same energy — not laziness, but radical focus.

When does Koala 001 launch?

Soon. We know everyone says that. We mean it. Follow us on Instagram, X, or TikTok — we'll make some noise when it's ready. You won't miss it.

Are you hiring?

Not formally. But if you're a builder who gets genuinely annoyed by bad software and has strong opinions about how to fix it — say hello. We read everything.

Can I invest?

We're not actively raising right now. But if you believe in what we're building, we're always happy to have the conversation. Email beats cold LinkedIn messages every time.

Can I write for the blog?

If you have something real to say about AI, daily productivity, building software, or how people actually live and work — yes. Your article, your name, your byline. We're not looking for hot takes or listicles. We want pieces that make someone think differently or do something better. Send a pitch to hello@tiredkoala.com with your topic, your angle, and one sentence on why it matters. We read every one.

Why AI? Isn't everyone doing AI?

Yes. Most of them are lying. We use AI where it genuinely makes the product better — not as a marketing bullet point. If it doesn't meaningfully improve the app, it doesn't ship.

Where are you based?

Somewhere in the Alps. The koala is not native to this region but has adapted surprisingly well. No office, no commute — just mountains, trees, and a decent internet connection.

Do you respond to every message?

We read every one. We can't promise a response to everything — but if you said something worth responding to, you'll hear from us. Usually within 48 hours. Faster if you mention koalas.